Edison Brewing Company to Build World’s Largest Craft Brewery on Former Intel Chip Factory Site — Beer Powered by Nuclear
- Chad Huffman
- Apr 1, 2025
- 2 min read
The Columbus Dispotch
Gahanna, OH — In a move that has stunned both the brewing and tech industries, Edison Brewing Company has announced its acquisition of the stalled Intel chip manufacturing site in central Ohio. The brewery plans to convert the site into what it is boldly calling “The Greatest Fermentation Project in Human History.”
At the heart of this grand endeavor? The world’s largest craft brewery — with production capacity topping 1 million barrels per year, a self-contained barley and hops farming operation, and, most notably, a modular nuclear reactor designed exclusively to power the plant’s extensive beer infrastructure.
“Why make microchips when you can make microbrews?” said Zac Baaske, Edison’s Head Brewer and Chief of Atomic Ales, while standing atop a stainless steel fermenter and sipping a triple dry-hopped hefeweizen. “This is beer-fueled energy. Literally.”
Key Features of the Edison Brewing Megabrew Campus
• 🍺 Initial capacity of 1,000,000+ Barrels of Beer per Year
Enough to fill every bathtub in Ohio. Twice.
• 🌾 Fields of Glory
Thousands of acres of barley, wheat, rye, oats, and hops will surround the facility, forming the largest contiguous self-sustaining Agri-zone in the Western Hemisphere.
• 🚄 Light Rail Access
Custom-built Edison Express™ trams will connect the site directly to New Albany, Westerville, and eventually downtown Columbus via the International Airport.
• ☢️ Nuclear-Powered Brewing
A small modular nuclear reactor, originally designed for lunar outposts, will power the brewery. All excess heat will be repurposed to boil wort, dry hops, and toast artisanal beer pretzels.
• 🌬️ Wind-Powered Water Extraction
Wind turbines will draw ancient glacial water trapped in limestone aquifers — filtered by time, blessed by yeast gods.
• 🚂 Nationwide Distribution by Rail
A dedicated beer bullet train will ship Edison beers to all 50 states (and Bermuda) daily, each equipped with refrigerated kegs and onboard karaoke.
• 🎢 HopDrop™ Beer Coaster & Barrel Ride
A 140-foot brewery-themed amusement ride will launch guests into a wooden fermentation vat of foam — for those who dare to “get krausened.”
• 🍻 Edison World Theme Park (2027)
Featuring the Yeast Beast rollercoaster, Lager Lagoon, and IPA Island, plus a 60-foot talking beer can that teaches kids about fermentation and fiscal policy.
A Revolution in Brewing (and Urban Planning)
“We’re not just making beer,” said Wil Schulze, Edison’s CEO. “We’re reshaping Ohio into a hops-powered utopia. If Willy Wonka ran a brewery and had a nuclear license, this is what it would look like.”
Construction begins this summer, with a soft launch on April 1, 2026 (if everything goes according to plan, which it won’t).
Reimagining the Midwest
This bold investment marks a dramatic shift in the future of the now-vacated Intel development and signals the rise of Edison Brewing as a leader in both the craft beer world and the movement toward hyper-sustainable, regional manufacturing.
Construction is slated to begin later this year with the first beers expected to roll out by late 2026.
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